Did you ever wish that drinking adult grape juice could involve more pretentiousness and gadgetry? Kuveé (VC: $6mm) sure as shit did. Their smart wine bottle brings the exciting technological world of vendor lock-in, cloud services that will soon be shut down and miniscule battery life to the staid world of smushed grapes in bottles. You can tell that they mean business, because they figured out how to put an accent mark on one of their e’s.